sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love,’ and you answer, ‘Pick one; I can’t do
friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re
opens the garage door, ‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Going braless pulls all the
wrinkles out of your face.
‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go
cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the
‘Getting a little action’ means you
don’t need to take any fiber today.
lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot.
An ‘all-nighter’ means not getting up
to use the bathroom.
not sure these are