Old is….


‘OLD’ IS
WHEN…
Your
sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love,’ and you answer, ‘Pick one; I can’t do
both!’

‘OLD’ IS
WHEN…

Your
friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re
barefoot.

‘OLD’ IS
WHEN…

A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door,

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
Going braless pulls all the
wrinkles out of your face.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…
You
don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go
along.

‘OLD’
IS WHEN…

You are
cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the
police

‘OLD’
IS WHEN.
..
‘Getting a little action’ means you
don’t need to take any fiber today.

‘OLD’
IS WHEN…
‘Getting
lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot.

‘OLD’
IS WHEN…
An ‘all-nighter’ means not getting up
to use the bathroom.

AND

‘OLD’ IS
WHEN…

You are
not sure these are
jokes.

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1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. mo
    Apr 14, 2012 @ 22:23:55

    So funny…and all true!

    Reply

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