I HAD to Share This One Too…..


He Said To Me…….

(I’m not a man-basher-really)


He said to me . … . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.I said to him …. . . You wear underwear don’t you?

He said to me … . ……… Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said: That’s a good idea – you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but
fart

He said to me. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . …..
Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ….. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don’t have time.


He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don’t know; it has never happened.


He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.


He said….What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.


He said to me…. Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

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