Standard Regional Deviation


*Shared from my bestie Cindy W.*

Three friends  married women from different parts of the  country.

The first man  married a woman from Wisconsin.  He told  her that she was to do the dishes and house  cleaning.  It took a couple of days, but on  the third day, he came home to see a clean house  and dishes washed and put away.


The second man  married a woman from Minnesota.  He gave  his wife orders that she was to do all the  cleaning, dishes and the cooking.  The  first day he didn’t see any results, but the  next day he saw it was better.  By the  third day, he saw his house was clean, the  dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on  the table.

The third man  married a girl from Kentucky..  He ordered  her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,  lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the  table for every meal..  He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he  didn’t see anything, but by the third day, some  of the swelling had gone down and he could see a  little out of his left eye, and his arm was  healed enough that he could fix himself a  sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has  some difficulty when he  pees.

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Wendy Burnett
    Jan 24, 2011 @ 01:23:36

    ROFL – I love it!

    Reply

  2. phylor
    Jan 23, 2011 @ 22:28:36

    Made me laugh! Thanks for sharing! They don’t mess around in Kentucky do they?

    Reply

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